Mercury Retrograde Apology Sweatshirt — Funny Astrology Crewneck
White / S
$59.99
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A soft, mid-weight crewneck that feels like a calm exhale on days when the stars (and emotions) don’t seem aligned. The clean white sweatshirt features understated, centered text that reads like a wry admission: gentle humor without shouting. Knit without side seams for a smooth silhouette, it holds its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and double-needle stitching at key seams. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX certified dyes give it a responsibly-made feel. Wear it while sipping tea, nursing a grudge into a laugh, or layering for chilly evenings under string lights.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest, large center chest, and both wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Mercury Retrograde Apology Sweatshirt — Funny Astrology Crewneck
$59.99
Sale price
$59.99
Regular price
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest, large center chest, and both wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean